Why am I here?
What am I, a psychic?

How did I get here?
If you don't know. you don't deserve an answer.

How do I leave?
Spray Windex on your computer and do a rain dance.

...What is this?
Way to be specific...genius.

MOURN THE LOSS OF THE CHICKEN.
You are unlucky lost person # ! How wonderful for you.
If, by any off chance you've been here before, there's obviously been an update.

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Page last updated 11/02/2007. All content unexpressed or otherwise is the intellectual property of one Matthew Galgoci. Not affiliated with any large or small businesses. Restrictions may apply. This text is absolutely meaningless. If you continue to read this text, you need something else to do. You're still reading? Why? Are you that bored? You really should stop...this text goes on for a while. This text, like most of the underlying texts explaining agreements and binding contracts, is completely useless and could've been summarized in one sentence. There are some obsessive-compulsive people that will continue to read this, to see if there is an underlying scheme at work here - however, there isn't. I respect the right to continue to read this obsessively long text line and I will continue to update the text as to bother the people that decide to read this shared border. Annoying border developed by Matthew Galgoci. All rights reserved. 2007©

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